Talking Crap...


Zach_Manchester (@Zach_Manchester)
31/03/2010 11:46
Just went for a pee, and someone in a cubicle was having a very loud and eventful poo. I hate it when people do that. At least pause. Ugh.

Mark Whitaker (@pigonwheels)

31/03/2010 12:00
@Zach_Manchester I agree. You think they'd at least use their T-shirt rolled up as some sort of muffler, but no.

Zach_Manchester (@Zach_Manchester)
31/03/2010 12:10
@pigonwheels - use a T shirt!? I am intrigued - show me with the use of a hastily sketched diagram and Twitpic it for us!
Mark Whitaker (@pigonwheels)
31/03/2010 12:17
@Zach_Manchester You know those bucket tubes builders use? http://flic.kr/p/zR5oc I'm thinking something similar leading from botty to...

Mark Whitaker (@pigonwheels)
31/03/2010 12:17
@Zach_Manchester ... water surface, made of clothing. Obviously you'd need to be topless (or pooey) for the rest of the day but it's a...

Mark Whitaker (@pigonwheels)
31/03/2010 12:18
@Zach_Manchester ...small price to pay to spare your co-workers Noisy Poo.

Zach_Manchester (@Zach_Manchester)
31/03/2010 12:25
@pigonwheels - Mark! What a splendid idea! I actually think you should delete your previous tweets and quickly patent the idea! Clever man!
Mark Whitaker (@pigonwheels)
31/03/2010 12:44
@Zach_Manchester I wonder if@EddieMalone could draw me some patent diagrams...?

EddieMalone (@EddieMalone)
31/03/2010 13:11
@pigonwheels @Zach_Manchester I'm at work so I have just clumsily made you 'The poo shute' http://www.twitpic.com/1c5po9

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Mark Whitaker (@pigonwheels)
31/03/2010 13:13
@EddieMalone @Zach_ManchesterThank God I didn't cut corners on the graphic design. This patent is ready to fly!
Mark Whitaker (@pigonwheels)
31/03/2010 13:15
@EddieMalone @Zach_Manchester Is anyone else thinking what I'm thinking? Think PooChute... think wool... think @rachaelburns... winner!!

Zach_Manchester (@Zach_Manchester)
31/03/2010 13:16
@EddieMalone @pigonwheels - no way is that clumsy, it's fantastic! Hahaha!

Mark Whitaker (@pigonwheels)
31/03/2010 13:18
@Zach_Manchester @EddieMalone Shit, wrong Rachael Burns. Think @rachael_burns instead. I've got a PooChute situation to dig myself out of.


Rachael Burns (@rachael_burns)
31/03/2010 15:37
@pigonwheels @Zach_Manchester@EddieMalone what are you lot on about, and why is my name being dragged through the poo?

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