Currently, I have "Boy George and his Karma Chameleons" in my mind. This only works if it's said in a cheesy DJ voice like Tony Blackburn's or "Diddy" David Hamilton's.
The other one that visits my brain from time to time is a cockney drag act "Chicken and Chips". Basically, this is just Chas n Dave wearing bad make up over their beards and singing their crap pub-rock.
Another regular feature in my head is "... story - on Ice!" where upon a minor celebrity's life story is acted out by ice skaters. "Ice Claudius: The Derek Jacobi Story - On Ice!" for example.
It took weeks for the phrase "Lesbian The Wonder Horse" to leave my mind. The ever witty @pigonwheels used Emoji to shorthand it as:
Sometimes, I wish my brain would shut up.
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